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BTW is back, Bitches! [02 Oct 2006|07:01pm]
So I guess a 74 is better than failing even though it completely blows.

This weekend was my parents birthday, there party was sooooo soooo much fun. Thus, me not studying.

Sean is ridiculously cute. He even smiled for pictures... even though he'd only smile for the pictures Zoe took. He didn't go back and delete them like he usually does so I'll take what I can get.
As soon as I take my laptop home I'll upload pictures.

Zeus is out of the hospital and getting fat again. He was there for a week!! It cost a small fortune but he's worth it, plus he came home potty trained. I love him more than life. I have pictures of him and Damian playing together. ADORABLE!
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[24 Apr 2006|12:31pm]
So the past couple of weeks have been great. Liberating for me, I think.

On Easter Chad went to jail. There's the cop car driving him away.
On a funnier note, a man honked at me at a red light on Colonial, exactly when the light turned green. So being me, I drive like 30 mph next to a truck so he can't pass me. He got sooooo mad and was honking and all sorts of on my ass. I thought it was hilarious. Being the person Jeff is, he picks up all the trash from our recent trip to Burger King and throws it out the window at him (I told him not to, but he did it anyway) the guy is furious now. So when the road widens back to 3 lanes on Lee, he unrolls his window to yell at us. So Jeff rolls his window down, too, and the stranger rolls his back up before we stop at the red light (not one word exchanged). Jeff still insists on antagonizing him and asks him if he has a light for his cigarette and the guy mouths that he's an asshole with his window up. Jeff and I laughs at him. He gets more mad and rolls his window down to yell, but doesn't, and rolls it right back up. We laugh more. He gives up the finger, and so I try to take a picture of him giving us the bird, and he realizes what I'm doing gets this horified look and tries to cover his face. His picture follows the picture of the Sheriff's cruiser.
The rest of the pictures are either of me, Michelle, and Shane fucking around in Walgreens or pretty self explanitory.
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I "HEART" Led Zeppelin!! [21 Mar 2006|01:48pm]
My New Beetle is awesome. But unfortunately now I can't move away. I'm stuck here for at least 2 more years while I pay it off. I guess life really is full of compromises. It really doesn't matter though, because I didn't really realize how badly I wanted out of Fort Myers until recently. If I didn't buy the car then I prolly wouldn't have left anyway... I'm already signed up for school here and I have a job that I really like, so at least I got a car out of it.
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[11 Mar 2006|06:43pm]
Jesse is my all time favorite right now...
for nothing other than the simple fact that he laughed...
I love him.
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[25 Feb 2006|10:51pm]
I worked 12 hours today. Fucking blew. Fortunately for me one of the hostess called in so I got to make $8.50 an hour for doing pretty much jack shit, with Misty who is fucking hilarious. All night long we stood there and tried to figure out if the guy playing his "live music" (which is really him "singing" along karaoke style to classic rock songs and "playing" his guitar) was actually singing. We decided that he didn't actually sing most of the songs but he mixed a couple that he actually was singing in to throw people off... we'll never know for sure, because the managers wouldn't let us go "accidentally" knock the microphone over.
The highlight of the night was Misty getting told off by some dumb bitch customer. I love her, but we all got a kick out of it because it was completely fucking ridiculous. The woman and her friend walked in and completely ignored us asking the normal "Hi! How are you tonight?" speech, walked right past us and then stopped about 2 feet away. We follow (noticing their confusion) and ask if they'd like to be seated. "Yes," the woman said "right her at the bar if that's ok..." We politely explain to her that the area that she is pointing to is NOT the bar, that it is a table, but that they can feel free to sit where ever they'd like and get full service at either place, the only difference other than the obvious (or so we thought) bar/ table was whether they chose inside (nonsmoking at the bar or table) or outside (smoking at the bar or table). They say they want the table. "Alright, well feel free to sit and we'll be right there with menus." I turn around to get the menus and then I turn back they are at the bar... start to put the menus back and go fucking figure they double back and sit at a different table all together. No worries though, Misty is already on her way over to them. She gets over there and they want to go outside, but when they get out there they don't want to sit around the smoke... So instead of realizing her mistake she turns to Misty and flips out because SHE (the woman) has no idea where the hell she's going or what she's doing as she screams at Misty, because apparently it's our fault.
Misty was a great sport and politely gave the woman the exact speech we gave her before and then walks her back to the original table the woman pointed at. Later we agree that she should have said it was her first day, started crying hysterically, thrown the menu's at her and told her to sit her fucking self before running to the bathroom and not coming out for an hour. That would have made the woman feel like shit... oh well, we know better for next time.
I think it's funny how I'm really a server but I help the hostesses plot revenge against the customers whenever I'm not serving. Karma's a bitch to so watch it be my table that it ends up happening to. Oh well, I'll still get a good laugh out of it.
Well folks, I'm off to enjoy my youth...
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[24 Feb 2006|12:02am]
[ mood | crushed ]

"I'm only not there when no one notices me."

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[14 Oct 2005|09:24pm]
Your Icecream Flavour is...Chocolate!
You are the all time favorite, chocolate! Turning white kids black since the 1800s. Staining carpets, car seats, and bed sheets for centuries. One thing is for sure, you will never go out of style. You can't go wrong with chocolate!
What is your Icecream Flavour?

Find out at Go Quiz
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Can you say "dumb ass?" [14 Oct 2005|08:38pm]
[ mood | laughing my ass off.... ]

Tip leads to arrest of Riva del Lago burglars



FORT MYERS— Three men are charged with stealing two televisions and stereo equipment from the Riva del Lago condominium complex in South Fort Myers. Even though the building is still a construction site, all security systems have already been installed and are in use. Surveillance video caught the burglars on tape, which eventually led to their arrests.

A picture is worth a thousand words and last Thursday surveillance video helped solve a crime.

"The tipster happened to see the video and knew exactly who that was and was good enough to call us," said Trish Routte of CrimeStoppers.

Because of the tip to CrimeStoppers, Lee County sheriff's deputies arrested three 18-year olds- Timothy Pearce, Michael Ray, and Jeffery Needham.

All of them confessed to stealing two plasma screen TV's worth $15,000 from Riva del Lago. They also stole stereo equipment. Afterwards, they damaged the complex's carpeting, by pouring paint on it.

All of the stolen electronics were found and returned in good condition.

"The fact that Riva del Lago had a great surveillance system in there was able to lead to the arrests in this case," said Routte.

The building does not open to tenants until November, but representatives for Riva del Lago say high end security equipment is already up and running because construction sites are so vulnerable to burglaries.

"We took extra measures to make sure we had security in place and that was a key element to solving this crime," said Joe Armenia.

The suspects face felony charges of larceny and grand theft.


Article brought to you by NBC-2.

If you'd like to see the beautiful mug-shots go to www.nbc-2.com and search for Riva del Lago






I think it's hilarious. I told them it was dumb... although it was cool as hell watching that plasma for two weeks... but waking up to two detectives and a Sheriff's Deputy at 9 in the morning to get questioned sucked ass. They didn't even end up questioning me and Sam... not that I wouldn't have just gotten myself in more trouble by telling them I wouldn't talk to them unless I was being charged with something and without my parents and a lawyer present (they tend not to like when you know your rights).

But it's funny how I get random calls from nosey people who I haven't talked to for months at a time (since they straight up lied their faces off to me) who just want to gossip about it. Well, now everyone knows so don't call if you've previously not valued my friendship enough to tell the truth, ever.

But yeah, Jeff's currently out on bail.... and thank fucking GOD that Chad's was in rehab when it happened (and still is) because he'd of been right their next to them going to DJJ again or worse.
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[09 Sep 2005|12:53pm]
Butterscotch is wasted.
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[06 Sep 2005|06:04pm]
Blake is awesome.
I'm on Sean's computer in his dorm with Odelle, it's great.
And Blake is awesome.
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[29 Aug 2005|10:34am]
[ mood | heartless ]

I'm not "allowed" over to the apartment until further notice. They couldn't even tell me themselves, I heard from various other people and then asked them about it; Blake wouldn't give me a straight answer.
I met Odelle's friend and she's heard about "the apartment..." they are gonna love that.
I miss them already.

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Why can't we all get along... [04 Feb 2005|11:55am]
[ mood | Surrender ]

And the Saga of Fort Myers drama continues. This weeks been... incrediable to say the least. It's just one thing after another, after another, after another. I'm glad I don't piss anyone off, cause these fuckers aren't just talking shit now. They're playing with guns, breaking into houses and fucking up cars. It's all bullshit.
I'm excited about tomorrow and Sunday though! We're gonna paaaaaartaaay!! Whoop whoop.

Shower time!!

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It's fun to watch worms squirm. [10 Nov 2004|03:41pm]
[ mood | yet free ]

I just read/ saw the greatest thing on EARTH!!! No seriously, I promise it's hilarious!!! I love it. I love dumb bitches. Love them. They are so amusing.

Bored in my class, so I go on the internet while ignoring the teacher and voila... I end up here.

Jeff and I are no more. Nor will ever be anything again... If I even consider it someone bring to my attention how stupid it would be.

Ir's find a new boyfriend day.

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[27 Jul 2004|01:12am]
I wish someone was online (other than the dumb bitch who's been harassing me since this afternoon...) cause I feel very.... alone.

If I could have one power it would be to make everyone never feel lonely. Cause then you feel... ::shrug::...

I guess someone to talk to would just be nice.
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[26 Jul 2004|03:26pm]
[ mood | blah ]

For some reason, I get the impression that you think I can live without you... well I'm here to say you're wrong, I can't. So now you're going to give up and call me, cause I won't sit around for another 3 months to hang out with you, damn it. I loooooooooooove you, you are the best. Ever.

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Last night was fun [25 Jul 2004|07:15pm]
So I went to the Ball last night and had a pretty good time. There were soo many people and I knew hardly any of them, and the majority of the people I hadn't seen/ seen but not talked to in 49384792 years so it had many awkward moments. I wish I had an incrediably short attention spand and knew everyone like some people (Omar!!!) and could just walk away to be amused by something/someone else without thinking twice about it, but I think by the end of the night I got to be pretty good at it.

I had a few good conversations though... and got to talk to/ meet people who would have probably never would have talked to/ met me on a normal basis.

I talked to Jazmine which was fun, she's going off to college and I'm gonna miss her.

I talked to Lia, haven't seen her in ages and she is incrediably nice!!

Got to sort of hang out with Erin, which was a blast, we should more often.

Got to wish Miss Borror a happy birthday, she's always been very nice, it's too bad we never got a chance to hang out.

Saw Omar!!! Which in and itself was enough to go.

Got to talk to Erin O. toooo, whch was terrific!

And hung out with Batman the majority of the time, and took him home...

I had a great time, overall... Ariel really should have come with me.

On a completely different note, I'm pretty sure I just completely pissed Todd off at me.
The conversation went along the lines of:
"Spider Jo [7:26 PM]: So what is Batman soing that is sooooo incrediably important that you're talking for him on the internet
goddeciding1 [7:26 PM]: Absolutely nothing, he was at band practice.
goddeciding1 [7:26 PM]: And I was playing City of Heroes and never logged him out :P
goddeciding1 [7:27 PM]: And I refuse to give up the computer!
Spider Jo [7:27 PM]: Ahhh, I see.
Spider Jo [7:27 PM]: What's City of Heros?
Spider Jo [7:27 PM]: Other then that it's obviosly an internet game
Spider Jo [7:28 PM]: *obviously
goddeciding1 [7:28 PM]: Hehe, it's a game where you create your own superhero, from his powers to his outfit to his background story, then go and fight crime with a bunch of other people!
Spider Jo [7:32 PM]: Hahaha, so lemme get this straight.... you get to give a little cartoon character the ability to fly or see through walls, dress him up in tighty-whiteys and say he had a bad childhood.... then go fight crime in a made up city with a bunch of other people doing the same thing?
Spider Jo [7:34 PM]: Sou
Spider Jo [7:34 PM]: ***Sounds fuuuuun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spider Jo [7:34 PM]: =o]
goddeciding1 signed off at 7:35 PM"

I didn't mean to be mean.... we were joking the rest of the entire conversation, anyway... I'm sorry if I offended you =\







Jamie!!!! Talking to you is fun, we should do it more often, but not about women with dead babies hanging out of their vagina washing up on the beach, cause that's just gross.
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[06 Jul 2004|02:58pm]
If anyone would like to go to Warped Tour with me...
The shows in Florida are July 29th through August 1st. Tickets are about $30.00 each, give me a call at 770.4295 or comment =)
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Weeeeeeeeeee...... [18 Jun 2004|07:35pm]
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[04 Jun 2004|08:25pm]
Oh yeah, the Harry Potter Movie is teeeeeeerrrific.
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[04 Jun 2004|08:15pm]
Ariel's house is fuuun!! It's the most amusing thing in the whoooole wooorld, no lie.
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